A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
by HalloweenShadow September 07, 2005
From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
by DA MAAAN! September 29, 2004
An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.
by xsed, February 23, 2013
by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010
by Stormro April 03, 2015
Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.
by Ottcan April 15, 2022
by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023