Stapler

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
by HalloweenShadow September 07, 2005
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From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
by DA MAAAN! September 29, 2004
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An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.
"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."
by xsed, February 23, 2013
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A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together
Dude shes such good stapler material.
by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010
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When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.
Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.
by Stormro April 03, 2015
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Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.
She squirted last night after I used the stapler.
by Ottcan April 15, 2022
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I broke my finger with a stapler
by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023
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