Adj; The ugliest word known to mankind. Used to describe something truly horrifying. The use of the word causes one to have a gag-reflex or even have their genitals fall off.

Noun; Also the name of a street in Esquimalt, British Columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it's just the road itself.
Example 1:
Geoff: Yo Rick, did you see Robert the other day?
Rick: Yeah, his goatee looked like Swinford.

Example 2:
Eric: So I walked on Swinford St the other day, I held my breath the entire way across.
Jennifer: It sucks that you have to walk along it to get to the Rec Center, eh?
by LX;O October 1, 2012
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Ella is a 50 year old grandma, who loves ass. She is a a hippy that wears to many frog things. She is what she eats. eElLA iS ChEEsE.
Ella Swinford, hey eElLA iS ChEEsE.
by AsS HAt YeS September 7, 2020
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Ella is a 50 year old grandma, who loves ass. She is a a hippy that wears to many frog things. She is what she eats. eElLA iS ChEEsE.
Ella Swinford
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Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.
If you want to scam a bunch of jobless snobs, go to old Swinford hospital
by mrtaylorisacretin May 10, 2021
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fuck me I mean where do I start, I can’t lie i hear “what’s that in your pocket” more than the shitty maths equations mr nartey who no one knows what fuck he’s saying tryna waffle in ya face 24/7 (sound g tho). Imagine dis ye I pay 36k to stay at this ‘posh school’ when I get in, In the mornings, guess what, mans stuck outside for fucking 25 mins In the freezing cold cuz I ain’t got a fucking key card which their tryna scam their way into making me pay 15 fucking quid for another one, drug game here is shit as no one has experience like I could moretime buy a Z of dust off some next crackhead younger for a fiver and still get licked within 5 seconds of approaching the shit. Biggest bollocks is that these man care more about fucking catching kids with their ‘vape devices’ than getting me my fucking GCSEs. Ain’t done yet so don’t click off, shout out to my guy Mr Kerr he’s a fucking legend. Mr slaphead Perry thinks he’s the shit when one slap on the head would course a fucking earthquake enough to wipe out the wannabe gangsters in the school. Mr coalter or however the fuck u spell it’s name cares more about your fucking creps than ya fucking life, man pays 36k for me to be sitting in the dining hall eating with two fucking spoons cuz they ain’t got no fucking cutlery to give us and slap a bit on the side call that an osh special. But ye fuck me it’s never to late to leave this mockery.
Boy 1: what’s old swinford in Stourbridge

Boy 2: ‘jumps off a bridge
by Suckmatip February 13, 2022
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Swinford, meaning a very stupid or not smart person.
Oh my gosh can you stop acting like a swinford!
by BeheldKnight September 29, 2021
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