swiney2 

Professional ball itcher, swiney2 is called when you need your balls itch

"Man my balls itch, lemme call swiney2"

swiney2 by not swiney2 September 19, 2021

swiney 

When one coughs, sneezes, or breathes and everyone assumes they have swine flu.

Bob's a bit swiney this week, i reckon we should quarantine him with Glen 20.

swiney by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009

Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.

Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".

Swiney Hiney by Michelly711 November 9, 2009

swiney todd 

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus

Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.

swiney todd by unoneted July 20, 2009

swiney 

a person appearing to be sick or ill, as if with the 'swine flu'

(kid #1): *coughs/sneezes*

(kid #2): EWW!HE'S A SWINEY, GET AWAY!

swiney by ajaii May 2, 2009

Swiney 

To over indulge to the point of being almost swine like.

Damn man I hit the buffet earlier I'm feeling swiney as fuck.

Swiney by ChurroPrincess March 25, 2017