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When one coughs, sneezes, or breathes and everyone assumes they have swine flu.
Bob's a bit swiney this week, i reckon we should quarantine him with Glen 20.
swiney by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009
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Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.
Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".
Swiney Hiney by Michelly711 November 9, 2009

swiney todd 

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus
Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.
swiney todd by unoneted July 20, 2009
a person appearing to be sick or ill, as if with the 'swine flu'
(kid #1): *coughs/sneezes*

(kid #2): EWW!HE'S A SWINEY, GET AWAY!
swiney by ajaii May 2, 2009
To over indulge to the point of being almost swine like.
Damn man I hit the buffet earlier I'm feeling swiney as fuck.
Swiney by ChurroPrincess March 25, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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