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The specialized rotation of the tongue during the act of getting head from a girl of your choice.
Oh, gee, Hillary, thanks for that magnificent rotation of the tongue. I believe you have perfected your swirl job.

(hotcha)
Swirl Job by Italian Sausage July 31, 2006
The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.

Swirl-job 

The act of swirling of the back of the head on a male. The swirling motion is always done in a counter-clockwise motion. Most people have a clockwise swirl, this is the only swirls you can preform this on, if they have a counter-clockwise swirl they are considered EXTREMELY gay. The point of attack is the back of the scalp where there is the least amount of hair.
Guy 1:Dude do you want to give my mom a swirl-job.

Guy 2:I thought that was exceedingly dangerous.

Guy 1:No, that's a Chex-Job.

Guy 2:Oh!
Swirl-job by allybouudy November 18, 2011

job spill 

(n)
work you are employed to do that spills into your own time
"I've worked 40 hours at the office and another 30 at home this week. This job spill is getting worse every week."
job spill by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005
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