swiftymax 

a human who has a name called Khoi and looks utterly horrendous with the human eye, he wears a black hoodie and orange glasses, if you see him, RUN from this unholy beast

swiftymax is scary!

swiftymax by Zypheoniy April 16, 2022

Swiftematics 

The aftermath the overwhelming demand for Taylor Swift’s limited supply of wallet-unfriendly concert tickets has on math or math education among teenagers and young adults in some high-GDP nations and emerging economies in Asia—when there seems to be an inexplicably positive correlation between idol worship and a rise in the quantitative literacy among the Swifties.

Two Swiftematics quickies tailor-made for middle- and high-school Swifties are:

1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.

2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?

Swiftematics by Fasters July 10, 2023

swiftyachting 

A political maneuver used against an opponent whose main qualification for office is a career in private equity finance.

The maneuver consists of -
1) goading the opponent to disclose information such as tax returns for multiple years in a spirit of transparency established by Presidential candidates over several decades.

2)
a. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between public statements and forms filed with the Federal Government.

b. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between different forms filed with the Federal Government.

Origin: Swiftyacht is derived from the word Swiftboat however with the exception of their devastating political effects, they are distinctly different . Unlike the 2004 Swifboat ads against John Kerry's Presidential campaign which relied on differing recollections of events in Vietnam, Swiftyacht ads rely on contradicting statements made by one person.

The swiftyachting of Mitt Romney will continue until he admits that as CEO, President, sole director and sole stockholder of Bain Capital he was ultimately responsible for company's actions regardless of whether or not he was involved in the day to day operations.

swiftyachting by Doremus Jessup July 18, 2012

swiftyachted

A political maneuver used against an opponent whose main qualification for office is a career in private equity finance.

The maneuver consists of -
1) goading the opponent to disclose information such as tax returns for multiple years in a spirit of transparency established by Presidential candidates over several decades.

2)
a. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between public statements and forms filed with the Federal Government.

b. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between different forms filed with the Federal Government.

Origin: Swiftyacht is derived from the word Swiftboat however with the exception of their devastating political effects, they are distinctly different . Unlike the 2004 Swifboat ads against John Kerry's Presidential campaign which relied on differing recollections of events in Vietnam, Swiftyacht ads rely on contradicting statements made by one person.

The Obama campaign swiftyachted Mitt Romney in an attempt to get him to admit that as CEO, President, sole director and sole stockholder of Bain Capital he was ultimately responsible for company's actions regardless of whether or not he was involved in the day to day operations.

swiftyachted by Doremus Jessup July 18, 2012

Swiftydarkz

A code name for 'gay' among Justin Bieber fans.

Austrian Brüno is really Swiftydarkz!

Swiftydarkz by Punie May 14, 2017

swiftman 

Someone who’s swift to decide whether they’re joking or not based on the reaction of the people around them.

Person1 : “you’re not good at this game!”
Person2 : “I beat you all the time?!”
Person1 : “I was just joking, why are you mad?”
Person2 : “You’re a swiftman.”

swiftman by jayDENISmad October 2, 2020

swiftysexual 

Someone who is only sexually attracted to Taylor Swift

Person: Hey you’re kind of cute
Me: Sorry i’m swiftysexual
Person: What’s that?
Me: I’m saving all my love for mommy T-Swift

swiftysexual by wisid dnd November 25, 2021