swiftysexual

Someone who is only sexually attracted to Taylor Swift

Person: Hey you’re kind of cute
Me: Sorry i’m swiftysexual
Person: What’s that?
Me: I’m saving all my love for mommy T-Swift

by wisid dnd November 25, 2021

SixtySexual

If you are SixtySexual then you are attracted to middle aged people, more specifically, people around the age of 60.

“Who’s your crush?”
“Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox. I also love Chris Noth”
“Oh so you’re sixtysexual?”
“Of course, dude”

by jamesfromreddit February 10, 2019