swiftysexual

Person: Hey you’re kind of cute
Me: Sorry i’m swiftysexual
Person: What’s that?
Me: I’m saving all my love for mommy T-Swift

swiftysexual by wisid dnd November 25, 2021

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SixtySexual

If you are SixtySexual then you are attracted to middle aged people, more specifically, people around the age of 60.

“Who’s your crush?”
“Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox. I also love Chris Noth”
“Oh so you’re sixtysexual?”
“Of course, dude”

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