Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.
by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012
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See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
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it is a cross between pervert and stalker.
it is not used as an insult is used in good
fun. make sure you introduce the word to the person you are saying it to so you don't cause offence
it is not used as an insult is used in good
fun. make sure you introduce the word to the person you are saying it to so you don't cause offence
by Ben,Laura,Amber,Lily-from HPHS December 9, 2008
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As created by G and J Roberts
As created by G and J Roberts
“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”
by J Roberts May 29, 2018
Get the Job Swervers Allowance mug.Get the stervert mug.A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.
by Sffil June 2, 2008
Get the Salad Swerver mug.How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!
by weave September 22, 2003
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