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swervert 

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.
Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.
swervert by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

stervert 

it is a cross between pervert and stalker.
it is not used as an insult is used in good
fun. make sure you introduce the word to the person you are saying it to so you don't cause offence
1-your everywhere i am today
2-haha cos im a stervert
1-omg hahaha get away stervert

stervert 

a cross between and pervert and a stalker.
AHHHHHH! STERVERT!
stervert by B.A.L.L. January 15, 2009

Smurvert 

Someone who flirt with another person wearing alot of blue and lil bit of white
Max: so you wanna go out tonight?

Girl in blue: sure.... see you tonight

few minutes later...

Max: dude I got date with a hot chick

Dave: with who?

Max: that babe in blue...

Dave: her? Dude you're a smurvert
Smurvert by BoredBeyondBelief January 10, 2010

shervert 

Someone who guides the innocent into the world of perversion. A perverted shaman if you will.
I've been a shervert to many a young men in my life.
shervert by Dr. Windy Wolfe May 9, 2013
1. A mis-pronunciation of server.
2. A malfunctioning server.

3. The action of any electronic device or computer that bombards you with random content as if it is mindless.

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver
"I went to that website you recommended and the smerver totally smerred me! I couldn't find a thing."

"My phone is such a smerver, it's been giving me false alerts all day!"

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver
smerver by nuntius-rex May 9, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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