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Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck 

Literally, the height of the Dutch keyboard school, most epic early Baroque composer, if you listen to his music you will transcend the mortal plane.
"Hey, have you listened to the Ricercar del Nono Tono by Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck?"
"No, I haven't. Hey, where'd you go?"
(Note: the first speaker has transcended into the 27th dimension after mentioning the piece.)

Sweeling 

That "sweaty" "feeling" you get, generally on your hands, ass crack, or under your tittie/man boobs.
Man this Florida heat has my ass sweeling!
Jessica's nasty vagina sure is sweeling in this summer heat.
I sure hope Bart washes his sweeling balls before Casey licks them tonight, or they might taste like Fritos.
Sweeling by C. NY April 22, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026