Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.
Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.
by Donkey Pong July 20, 2006
Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)
1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.
(pl. n.)
1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.
by Scaper-X December 12, 2005
A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010