a word that originated in Pequannock,
New Jersey, that has no real meaning.
A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it
something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the
day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.
They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."