swansia 

The greatest post player of all time. Sweet and funny she knows how to make make anybodies day better. Great friend to have loves her parents and her team.

I wish Swansia would be my girlfriend

swansia by yoyogayqueeninthehouse December 10, 2021

Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017

Swasian 

The art of combining sensual Swedish and Asian massage techniques!!

I see Gregory my Swasian masseuses everytime I’m stress and need a good “Double Click”

Swasian by GMO! June 28, 2021

Swansea High School 

A piece of shit school in the town of Swansea South Carolina. The worst school imaginable, it has crack heads, potbheads and just plain out drug addicts. The teachers here are fucking retarded, the fights are lame and the lunch tastes like horse shit. Students fuck the teachers to get better grades, the rednecks are always looking for a chance to say “ Nigger”. They sit in the parking lot and blare lil Wayne while standing by the truck that daddy bought, point is don’t come to fucking Swansea you’ll regert it.

Guy 1- you see that crackhead tryna sell that broken bike?

Guy 2- yeah he must’ve dropped out from Swansea High School

Swansea High School by Gamer Nigger 69 January 16, 2019

Swansea High School 

From heroin junkies to the casual eshay lads, Swansea High School is easily the worse fucking school in New South Wales.

The school you enroll your child in if you want it to not only contract numerous sexual transmitted diseases but to also lose almost all brain cells in the process of doing so.

Talisha The Heroin Junkie; have you heard about that teacher at Swansea High School?

Darren The Abusive Father; The one that said that all men have to suppress the urge to rape?

Talisha The Heroin Junkie; Yeah that's the one.

Swansea High School by lil eshay eshay cat lobob May 22, 2020

swansea tourist 

someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.

I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit

Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)

swansea tourist by Illegal Allan June 6, 2011

Swasian 

Asian with swag

"damn you see that swasian over there?!"

Swasian by swagfull thinking March 26, 2013