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Swangvestigation
A swangvestigation relates to the joyful and adventurous procurement of fresh psychedelic mushrooms (swangs).
A swangvestigation can become a swangventure once swangs have been consumed on-site — where they were discovered.
However, if swangs — found earlier — are consumed prior to a swangvestigation, it still remains a swangvestigation until fresh swangs are found.
A swangvestigation station is a place of rest, during — or immediately before — a swangvestigation, which typically involves darkpsy and several jozzingswags.
A swangvestigation can become a swangventure once swangs have been consumed on-site — where they were discovered.
However, if swangs — found earlier — are consumed prior to a swangvestigation, it still remains a swangvestigation until fresh swangs are found.
A swangvestigation station is a place of rest, during — or immediately before — a swangvestigation, which typically involves darkpsy and several jozzingswags.
Oi cob, swangvestigation stations?
Wellety wellety, that was one super-fly swangvestigation!
Did you end up going for a swangvestigation last night mang?
Wellety wellety, that was one super-fly swangvestigation!
Did you end up going for a swangvestigation last night mang?
Swangvestigation by Lili Barratt May 17, 2017
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swanove • sanover • Swagover • Swangvestigation • Swanodendron • swag overload • SWAN LOVE • sawn over • swag overdose
Swanodendron
The Swanodendrons are the Harold Army's worst nightmare and largest challenge. The Harold army and the Swanodendron army often argue over who is better and start another Origami War. The Swanodendrons have magical powers which makes them a formidable opponent. They have a giant impenetrable fortress that the Harolds cant even get through. There leader has recently turned into an infinity stone so they had to find a new leader. There favorite food = Unknown.
That Swanodendron will magically kill Harold.
That Swanodendron is burying dead Harolds.
That Swanodendron is about to attempt to kill a Harold.
The Swanodendron Army is the Harold Army's worst nightmare.
That Swanodendron is burying dead Harolds.
That Swanodendron is about to attempt to kill a Harold.
The Swanodendron Army is the Harold Army's worst nightmare.
Swanodendron by The Harold Army April 18, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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