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An Empire of a variety otter but mainly River Otters, there army is composed of the Navy,(Sea Otters)The Air force(Gliding Otters TM all rights reserved)The Military(The River Otters as the tanks, and the smaller otters as the army men) There favorite food is seafood and sushi. There favorite drink is wayl!fe chocolate milk. There empire stretches over 500 rivers, a quarter of the Pacific and Atlantic Ocean, and half of the Indian Ocean. Allies are the Harold Army TOP SECRET FILE: CLASSIFIED. Secret Weapons = A variety of nuclear missiles, Tanks made of titanium, and flamethrowers.
The Otter Empire took over my river today.
The Otter Empire destroyed a my submarine 2 weeks ago.
by The Harold Army April 18, 2019
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The Darold Army are a very peaceful army, the largest crime they have committed on a mass scale was putting a bunch off upside down cups with water in them in the Harold HQ. They are an army of ducks who just want peace. They started a refugee camp for Harolds, Swanodendrons and Patricias who want to escape war. The Harold army is trying to destroy the refugee camp currently because they are evil like that. Darolds favorite food = N/A Darolds favorite drink = Sweet tea (Probably). They have no weapons in there army except kindness and the phrase "Peace out".
The Darold Army just wants peace.
The Darolds are really kind!
The Darold Army is going to bring universal peace.
by The Harold Army April 18, 2019
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The Swanodendrons are the Harold Army's worst nightmare and largest challenge. The Harold army and the Swanodendron army often argue over who is better and start another Origami War. The Swanodendrons have magical powers which makes them a formidable opponent. They have a giant impenetrable fortress that the Harolds cant even get through. There leader has recently turned into an infinity stone so they had to find a new leader. There favorite food = Unknown.
That Swanodendron will magically kill Harold.
That Swanodendron is burying dead Harolds.
That Swanodendron is about to attempt to kill a Harold.
The Swanodendron Army is the Harold Army's worst nightmare.
by The Harold Army April 18, 2019
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A army of deadly frogs who want to conquer the whole milky way. They love to eat cookies and milk. There are 3 forces in the Harold army, the Navy, (Harolds in coconut suits) The air force (Paper airplanes) and the Harold Military (Paper tanks). If you mess with the Harold army they will capture you and feed you too the captive Swanodendrons and Patricias whom they force to make milk and cookies.
The Harold Army will haunt your dreams.
The Harold Army will eat you.
The Harold Army will capture you.
The Harold Army defeated the Patricias.
by The Harold Army April 17, 2019
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