The slow and steady process occurring in the Trump White House as competent and intelligent staffers are eventually fried, become alienated and then leave.
The swampification process began immediately after he took office but some were able to hang in there longer than others.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 24, 2018
Get the swampification mug.Swampification is a linguistic skill sometimes used while communicating with a certain segment of a population. Basically telling people what they want to hear because they're too fragile to just accept things and need to be spoon fed obvious ideas in a way that they can agree.
Early research shows that swampification - or swampifying - is more effective* as relating ideas to these folk because it allows an actual honest-to-God new thought to be absorbed by the listener without them feeling the shame of having to learn something new... which of course to them translates as having to admit they might be wrong, or don't already know everything.
Results have consistently pointed that this flimsy tough-guy/macho-man facade acts a sort-of childhood security blanket and provides them a sense of comfort, not unlike someone wearing a really bad hair piece, and as such the best course of action is to basically ignore the obvious flaws if you want to get through to them. Calling them out on it will only anger them. Set low expectations, expect little to no progress.
*As of the present date, no known methods of effective communication with, or within, this segment of the population has been identified.
Early research shows that swampification - or swampifying - is more effective* as relating ideas to these folk because it allows an actual honest-to-God new thought to be absorbed by the listener without them feeling the shame of having to learn something new... which of course to them translates as having to admit they might be wrong, or don't already know everything.
Results have consistently pointed that this flimsy tough-guy/macho-man facade acts a sort-of childhood security blanket and provides them a sense of comfort, not unlike someone wearing a really bad hair piece, and as such the best course of action is to basically ignore the obvious flaws if you want to get through to them. Calling them out on it will only anger them. Set low expectations, expect little to no progress.
*As of the present date, no known methods of effective communication with, or within, this segment of the population has been identified.
Random convo pre-swampification:
u/Flying-Turtl3: "Gay marriage should be legal because love is love and people just want to be happy and content, together."
Swamp creature: "Fuck off with that pussy hippie free love shit."
Same random convo mildy swampified:
u/Flying-Turtl3: "Gay marriage should be legal because why the fuck do you care who fucks who in the ass? mind your own damn business."
Swamp creature: "Well hot damn! The angry bald man is right."
u/Flying-Turtl3: "Gay marriage should be legal because love is love and people just want to be happy and content, together."
Swamp creature: "Fuck off with that pussy hippie free love shit."
Same random convo mildy swampified:
u/Flying-Turtl3: "Gay marriage should be legal because why the fuck do you care who fucks who in the ass? mind your own damn business."
Swamp creature: "Well hot damn! The angry bald man is right."
by Sass&Frass August 30, 2020
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The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.
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Get the Swagification mug.Guy 1: That girl looks like she has has a swanification.
Guy 2: I know, that swan costume is amazing.
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Guy 1: Has your face had a swanification?
Guy 2: No need to point out that my face looks like a swan.
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Guy 1: For this drama piece you will have to have a swanification.
Guy 2: Do I really have to act out the part of a swan?
Guy 2: I know, that swan costume is amazing.
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Guy 1: Has your face had a swanification?
Guy 2: No need to point out that my face looks like a swan.
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Guy 1: For this drama piece you will have to have a swanification.
Guy 2: Do I really have to act out the part of a swan?
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