swampface 

Swampface is someone who’s facial hair grows in like patchy sea moss.

Damn did you see Wilfong the swampface needs to be attended to.

swampface by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.

Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.

Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008

shamefaced 

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy

Sally sat there shamefaced

shamefaced by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004

Backwoods Swampwater

When you take a lip of chew and mix it with half a bottle of Jim Beam.

Friend: You got some chew?
Me: Why, you trying to pull a Backwoods Swampwater

Backwoods Swampwater by r/bigchungus October 7, 2020

swampsack 

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting

Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.

swampsack by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

Swampfire 

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.

We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.

Swampfire by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015