swampface

Swampface is someone who’s facial hair grows in like patchy sea moss.

Damn did you see Wilfong the swampface needs to be attended to.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

limpdickositous

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.

I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

BeardedCharmer

A BeardedCharmer is a man with substantial facial hair that can magically make the panties drop.

Hey look at Jenkins what a BeardedCharmer.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019