Definitions by Mikeysaysfuku

BeardedCharmer 

A BeardedCharmer is a man with substantial facial hair that can magically make the panties drop.

Hey look at Jenkins what a BeardedCharmer.

BeardedCharmer by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

swampface 

Swampface is someone who’s facial hair grows in like patchy sea moss.

Damn did you see Wilfong the swampface needs to be attended to.

swampface by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

limpdickositous 

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.

I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.

limpdickositous by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019