shamefaced 

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy

Sally sat there shamefaced

shamefaced by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004

Shamefaced Embrace 

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

Shamefaced Embrace by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.

Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.

Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

Spadefaced 

Getting so drunk its like you got hit in the face with a spade

you were soooo Spadefaced last night

Spadefaced by Notorious 2K10 August 23, 2010

Sharkfaced 

An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.

A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.

Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?

Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.

Sharkfaced by dougsizzle January 13, 2008

snakefaced 

Beligerantly, yet happyily and good naturedly drunk

After the pub crawl, Mike was snakefaced in the gutter.

snakefaced by Snake Gordon November 8, 2008

shakeface

the process of shaking your face back and forth from left to right with all of your face muscles relaxed. It is best to take a picture of your shakeface to show off to the bros.

my jaw is killing me after all that shakeface action last night!

shakeface by fuck off shit lips January 12, 2008