Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.
While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up
The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.
1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"
(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".
2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.