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swagmatism 

Swagmatism is when humans or other animals with swag magnetize towards each other.
Shingleback skinks are lizards with lots of swag. Due to swagmatism, they are attracted towards one another.
swagmatism by Shingleback Skink June 29, 2011

Swaggamatics 

The process of academically performing below standards in any mathematics course, but doing so with swagg.
Jim: I can't believe Kelsey got a 36 on her algebra test!
Sara: Yeah bro, she must really focus on her swaggamatics!
Swaggamatics by swaggastud April 23, 2011

SwagMagic 

It is the unique mixing of Swag and Magic. To correctly understand SwagMagic one must have a firm grasp of the concepts behind its birth. However, I digress. SwagMagic is a force of nature on par with the legendary Dr.Pepper Springs. You can not fight it, as it is already a piece of you that is vital to living. More important than your left kidney. Do not doubt the power of SwagMagic.
Dr.Pepper is Swagtastically Magical.
"How'd you become so amazing?" "Honestly?... SwagMagic."
Swag Magic Awesome Skill Points Nintendo
SwagMagic by SwagMagic June 27, 2014

swagmatism 

the force of attraction women feel towards nearby men who have their swag on
did you feel the swagmatism on that one
swagmatism by Killer Wales 2011 July 25, 2011

swearomatic 

A portmanteau word (from swear + automatic) meaning a task that automatically makes you want to swear whilst doing the task. The task may be fiddly or may have steps in it that cause you unnecessary pain, causing you to make full use of your vocabulary of expletives. This is particularly the case for small, menial, unnecessary difficult tasks, such as tasks involving technology or craft items.

A useful word to alert those around you that what you are doing or about to do may cause you to loose your temper, say words you might regret or otherwise be grumpy to those around you who you may otherwise have a happy existence. On being alerted, those around you can then leave you alone or put in place supportive measures to help you get through the task in hand.
Assembling that chair was a right swearomatic!
Don't talk to me now, I'm on a swearomatic!
swearomatic by StressedDad March 18, 2022

spazomatic 

To be crazy and out of control. Used to describe elaine
ME: Get down from that desk elaine, your being spazomatic
spazomatic by ashley March 7, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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