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swagriculturist 

SWAGRICULTURIST- noun. An expert in swagriculture.

SWAGRICULTURE- noun . The science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating swag, and feeding, breeding, and raising swag; farming swag.
Mike is a pimp, a straight up swagriculturist.
Everything she does cultivates swag, she's a swagriculturist.

swagriculture 

A proposed Bachelor's degree program that studies the art of looking exceptionally and exceedingly stylish at all times in all locations
Rappers, Hip Hop Artists, and NBA players are often graduates of swagriculture
swagriculture by Mick Idioms December 18, 2012

swagrich 

Being the opposite of Hoodrich, Ya got ya swag and being rich.

Got your own style, own name, own fame with the cash.
Damn, that G is swagrich I can tell ya.
swagrich by DJ Bouncer March 22, 2009

Swagriculturalist 

derived from agriculturalist which is a farmer(expert of agriculture); a swagriculturalist is one is who is an expert on swag and takes those w/ less swag under his wing until they have developed enough swag to get by on their own. Swagriculturalist also tend to have an excess of swag so potent that people around him get contact swag.
the "Swagriculturalist" friend (swag)
the not-so "Swagriculturalist" friend (not-so):

(swag) bro what are you doing to night?
(not-so) nothing :(
(swag) bro you should come hang out at this party, with us,
in this example the "not-so" becomes involved in a party the he/she would not of otherwise gone to and in attending this party (ensuring they DIDN'T make an ass of them self) has achieved more swag.
most of the time the "not-so" can and will simply gain swag form the Swagriculturalist friend directly.
Swagriculturalist by MUXmrk2 August 1, 2012

Swagicious

Very swag
Amanda's hair looks so swagicious today.
Swagicious by A.lantz September 21, 2016

Swagriculture 

The act of growing illegal crops, such as marijuana.
Jamal recently joined the swagriculture movement, though his crops aren't of the best quality.
Swagriculture by Radadactyl June 15, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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