swagriculture

A proposed Bachelor's degree program that studies the art of looking exceptionally and exceedingly stylish at all times in all locations

Rappers, Hip Hop Artists, and NBA players are often graduates of swagriculture

by Mick Idioms December 18, 2012

Swagriculture

The act of growing illegal crops, such as marijuana.

Jamal recently joined the swagriculture movement, though his crops aren't of the best quality.

by Radadactyl June 15, 2017

swagriculturist

SWAGRICULTURIST- noun. An expert in swagriculture.

SWAGRICULTURE- noun . The science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating swag, and feeding, breeding, and raising swag; farming swag.

Mike is a pimp, a straight up swagriculturist.
Everything she does cultivates swag, she's a swagriculturist.

by highvaluecontent April 3, 2017

swaggroculture

Noun: the art of growing things with mad swag.

Person 1: Crop rotation is key to ensure nutrients are properly retained in the soil.

Person 2: You have mad swaggroculture.

Person 1: Thank you! I agree whole heartily good sir!

by Swagger Dagger November 24, 2012

Swagriculturalist

derived from agriculturalist which is a farmer(expert of agriculture); a swagriculturalist is one is who is an expert on swag and takes those w/ less swag under his wing until they have developed enough swag to get by on their own. Swagriculturalist also tend to have an excess of swag so potent that people around him get contact swag.

the "Swagriculturalist" friend (swag)
the not-so "Swagriculturalist" friend (not-so):

(swag) bro what are you doing to night?
(not-so) nothing :(
(swag) bro you should come hang out at this party, with us,
in this example the "not-so" becomes involved in a party the he/she would not of otherwise gone to and in attending this party (ensuring they DIDN'T make an ass of them self) has achieved more swag.
most of the time the "not-so" can and will simply gain swag form the Swagriculturalist friend directly.

by MUXmrk2 August 1, 2012