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Swagriculture 

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The act of growing illegal crops, such as marijuana.
Jamal recently joined the swagriculture movement, though his crops aren't of the best quality.
Swagriculture by Radadactyl June 15, 2017
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swagriculture • Swagriculturalist • swagriculturist • swaggroculture

swagriculturist 

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SWAGRICULTURIST- noun. An expert in swagriculture.

SWAGRICULTURE- noun . The science, art, or occupation concerned with cultivating swag, and feeding, breeding, and raising swag; farming swag.
Mike is a pimp, a straight up swagriculturist.
Everything she does cultivates swag, she's a swagriculturist.
swagriculturist by highvaluecontent April 3, 2017
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swaggroculture 

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Noun: the art of growing things with mad swag.
Person 1: Crop rotation is key to ensure nutrients are properly retained in the soil.

Person 2: You have mad swaggroculture.

Person 1: Thank you! I agree whole heartily good sir!
swaggroculture by Swagger Dagger November 24, 2012
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Swagriculturalist 

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derived from agriculturalist which is a farmer(expert of agriculture); a swagriculturalist is one is who is an expert on swag and takes those w/ less swag under his wing until they have developed enough swag to get by on their own. Swagriculturalist also tend to have an excess of swag so potent that people around him get contact swag.
the "Swagriculturalist" friend (swag)
the not-so "Swagriculturalist" friend (not-so):

(swag) bro what are you doing to night?
(not-so) nothing :(
(swag) bro you should come hang out at this party, with us,
in this example the "not-so" becomes involved in a party the he/she would not of otherwise gone to and in attending this party (ensuring they DIDN'T make an ass of them self) has achieved more swag.
most of the time the "not-so" can and will simply gain swag form the Swagriculturalist friend directly.
Swagriculturalist by MUXmrk2 August 1, 2012
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