swaffoe 

a bum that is hiding under a rock with a crackpipe

look its a swaffoe he sleeps underneath a newspaper

swaffoe by swaff1 May 19, 2007

swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013

swafferdonk 

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

swafferdonk by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

swaffle 

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

swaffle by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

swaffelen

Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).

The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.

History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!

Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.

swaffelen by Jan-Frans den Swaffelaer March 13, 2007

swaffeling 

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.

Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.

swaffeling by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

swaffle 

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

swaffle by Captain Picards January 11, 2009