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swabbing 

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.

Swabbing the poop deck 

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
swabbing the deck by D nasty July 24, 2006

swabbing the poop deck 

when you stick your peepee in her bum bum.
i was swabbing the poop deck if you know what i’m saying.

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!
"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."
swabbing the deck by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

Deck swabbing 

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.