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Suel
1) a tree, with a small dick that evaporates when the temperature reaches 13C.
2) Huge dildo used by Eastern European rain forest monkeys in order to bring maximum level of satisfaction and pleasure of high standards.
2) Huge dildo used by Eastern European rain forest monkeys in order to bring maximum level of satisfaction and pleasure of high standards.
Child : Hey dad what is that monkey doing?
Dad : He is using the suel to maximize its pleasure, you shouldn't be watching that!
Dad : He is using the suel to maximize its pleasure, you shouldn't be watching that!
Suel by nuvolaricoke March 5, 2011
Suel
Going for a suel
Suel Sack
Suel Sack by Colt45454545 October 12, 2011
Suela
Suela is the rare gem of all girls, she’s the perfect ooman that you find one day and never let go of for the rest of your life. Suela will cheer you up whenever you’re having a bad day, and she’ll elevate your amazing days even more. She’s the easiest to talk to, and the most fun to hang out with. She’s the ultimate example of a girlfriend who is always your best friend. Every single kiss with her is perfect, especially in the middle of a rainstorm. She can be a savage sometimes, and even when she is, the smile she gives you after saying something never fails to remind you of the crazy amount of love she has for you. Suela is the sexiest girl ever. Even when she thinks she doesn’t look the best, you won’t be able to help but stare in awe at her magnificent beauty. When she’s feeling herself though, you’ll know it, and nothing will make you happier than her looking at herself in the mirror and seeing even a fraction of the perfection in herself that you see on a daily basis. You haven’t lived until you’ve met Suela. Suela gives you life. You won’t go a day without falling into an even deeper love than you ever thought possible. Every day, you’ll rest assured that she’ll hold and protect your heart for the rest of your lives. All you'll want to do is love her and make her smile as much as you possibly can. A single smile from her will make your entire body melt. Suela deserves the best, so if you ever get lucky enough to find her, be the best. Suela is once in a lifetime.
Suela by JustAManInLove January 11, 2018
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