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Noun.

S.U.T.S. stands for "shoot up the school."
- Man, what do you think that kid is listening to? Korn? What a suts.

- What is Leary always doing in his car during lunch? What a suts.
Suts by A-Rice June 19, 2009
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This is an acronym for a highly sensitive saying in the United States of America public school systems. Shoot Up The School is what SUTS stands for. It was coined for if people start to get suspended/imprisoned for jokingly saying the will “shoot up the school
When the emo white kid got an F on his test he proceeded to scream,”IM GONNA SUTS!!!!”
SUTS by SpiderSM February 2, 2019
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"Sudden urge to shit"

When you randomly have to shit really really bad without any warning.
"Olympe De Gouses uses various methods of rhetoric, including ethos.... holy shit, I have SUTS, BRB!"
SUTS by DucoNihilum November 6, 2007
a terrible disease. SUTS stands for Sudden Urge To Spin. people with the disease have sudden spin attacks where they must spin, whether they are standing,running, walking,having intercourse, rope climbing, praying, preying, fighting bandits, watching porn, washing a boat, riding a bike,skateboarding, sitting on the toilet, hugging grandma, getting a tattoo, performing or receiving surgery, incubating eggs, drawings dinosaurs, standing with a knife in a crowd, at war, bolwing, scuba diving, performing a WROGE, caressing someone, slow dancing, making out with a girl, while receiving road head, watching SNL, playing Rock Band, enjoying lemonade, voting, shaking hands with Barack Obama,taking a shower, driving, or any other situations you can think of. SUTS can be very dangerous.there are 3 types

type 1- people suddenly spin, but can control the urge with medication.

type 2- people spin uncontrollably at random times. medication is the only way to keep SUTS T2 under control.

type 3- you just spin. forever. until you die.

Not to be confused with HALF-SUTS which is spinning 180 degrees to avoid a nasty bitch but blaming it on your disease.
"holy shit, joey got SUTS and died!"

"i have SUTS and i am a world famous ballerina!"

"my old baby sitter had SUTS, she used to pick me up and spin, it was fun."
SUTS by Splashtastic22 January 27, 2009
frisisch (northern germany) for good, relaxed, easy
this test was very sutsche.
sutsche by nordischbyzugezogen November 4, 2011

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Indulge now, repent later.
Just eat that cake. Sutsa it!
sutsa by sutsa May 16, 2017
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