susmonkeys 

when two little monkeys are being sus together.

why are these two boys dry humping each other, they are such susmonkeys

susmonkeys by Cr1tical76 July 19, 2022

Sunmonkey 

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.

"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"

Sunmonkey by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008

seamonkeys 

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

seamonkeys by phrek December 28, 2005

seamonkeys 

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

seamonkeys by Sean Re December 20, 2004