suschke 

THE ABSOLUTE BEST LAST NAME EVER. the people from this clan are the most amazing people you’ll ever meet like a man named Andrew James Suschke. if your last name is Suschke you might aswell just be nominated as the coolest person ever

You: Hey my last name is Suschke!
Anyone else: That’s so totally cool my guy I will bow down to you as I am your royal peasant

suschke by anonymous November 6, 2021

Suschke 

def the coolest people around. you meet a
suschke, they gonna be ur g for life. like imagine meeting the infamous Victoria Suschke, that’s such a flex cause she comes from such a loyal and godlike family.

Hey look! it’s a suschke! i’m gonna ask for an autograph.
Oh shit no way! It’s really a suschke! i heard they were very rare.

Yo that’s my favorite suschke out of all of them! Victoria Suschke

Suschke by defnotvictoria December 6, 2021

suschke 

THE ABSOLUTE BEST LAST NAME EVER. the people from this clan are the most amazing people you’ll ever meet like a man named Andrew James Suschke. if your last name is Suschke you might aswell just be nominated as the coolest person ever

You: Hey my last name is Suschke!
Anyone else: That’s so totally cool my guy I will bow down to you as I am your royal peasant

suschke by anonymous November 6, 2021

suschkov 

completely and totally universally awesome! so awesome that nothing in the world can beat it!

some random guy: dude, i am so suschkov. that's SUSH-KOV.
me: dude, i am suschkov, and you are totally not! you are like the opposite of suschkov! you are like universally un-awesome!

suschkov by codename m March 3, 2008

suscake

A gay person that likes faggots.

You are such a suscake boody hole

suscake by boody sniffer April 30, 2019

Suschko 

Men with this last name have an incredible big cock, infinite talent in everything and a load of testosterone and muscles.

Women with this last name are extremely beautiful beings and very very smart.

If you marry someone with this last name, you will automatically receive the above mentioned qualities.
Maybe even if you sleep with them.

Guy called Suschko:
„Hey my is (name) Suschko.“

Society:
„OMG THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD GET ALL THE MONEY WE HAVE AND EVERYTHING YOU WANT!“

Women:

„This guy is so funny he's probably called Suschko“

Suschko by Not a guy called suschko November 20, 2021