Suschko

Men with this last name have an incredible big cock, infinite talent in everything and a load of testosterone and muscles.

Women with this last name are extremely beautiful beings and very very smart.

If you marry someone with this last name, you will automatically receive the above mentioned qualities.
Maybe even if you sleep with them.

Guy called Suschko:
„Hey my is (name) Suschko.“

Society:
„OMG THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD GET ALL THE MONEY WE HAVE AND EVERYTHING YOU WANT!“

Women:

„This guy is so funny he's probably called Suschko“

Suschko by Not a guy called suschko November 20, 2021

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suschke

THE ABSOLUTE BEST LAST NAME EVER. the people from this clan are the most amazing people you’ll ever meet like a man named Andrew James Suschke. if your last name is Suschke you might aswell just be nominated as the coolest person ever

You: Hey my last name is Suschke!
Anyone else: That’s so totally cool my guy I will bow down to you as I am your royal peasant

suschke by anonymous November 6, 2021

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Suschko • suschkov • suschke

Suschke

def the coolest people around. you meet a
suschke, they gonna be ur g for life. like imagine meeting the infamous Victoria Suschke, that’s such a flex cause she comes from such a loyal and godlike family.

Hey look! it’s a suschke! i’m gonna ask for an autograph.
Oh shit no way! It’s really a suschke! i heard they were very rare.

Yo that’s my favorite suschke out of all of them! Victoria Suschke

Suschke by defnotvictoria December 6, 2021

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suschkov

completely and totally universally awesome! so awesome that nothing in the world can beat it!

some random guy: dude, i am so suschkov. that's SUSH-KOV.
me: dude, i am suschkov, and you are totally not! you are like the opposite of suschkov! you are like universally un-awesome!

suschkov by codename m March 3, 2008

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suschke

You: Hey my last name is Suschke!
Anyone else: That’s so totally cool my guy I will bow down to you as I am your royal peasant

suschke by anonymous November 6, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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