surprise butt sex 

to randomly dry hump someone from behind

Joey: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! *dry hump's yuig*
Yuig: Joey, with you its never a surprise...

surprise butt sex by motherly love January 18, 2010

surprise butt sex 

When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!

Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?

Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick

Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!

surprise butt sex by leslieann918 February 22, 2011

surprise butt sex 

When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.

Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.

Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike

surprise butt sex by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014

surprise butt sex 

Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.

Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"

surprise butt sex by the anus man August 2, 2008

suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.

Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.

suprise butt sex by joe scarpati January 2, 2008

surprise buttsex 

Anal sex, only unexpected. If you were suddenly penetrated anally, you'd be surprised too.

*Sneaks up behind a person* Surprise buttsex!

surprise buttsex by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006

surprise buttsex 

A 3rd of Ameretto a 3rd of vodka and a 3rd of baileys Irish cream. Pours in a shot glass vodka 1st then ameretto then the baileys and enjoy.

Delicious shotty aka the beat shot ever called surprise Buttsex

surprise buttsex by DjoneZ October 30, 2011