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surprise butt sex by motherly love January 18, 2010
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surprise butt sex
When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!
Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?
Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick
Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick
Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
surprise butt sex by leslieann918 February 22, 2011
surprise butt sex
When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.
Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.
Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
surprise butt sex by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014
surprise butt sex
Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
surprise butt sex by the anus man August 2, 2008
suprise butt sex
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.
Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
suprise butt sex by joe scarpati January 2, 2008
surprise buttsex
surprise buttsex by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006
surprise buttsex
A 3rd of Ameretto a 3rd of vodka and a 3rd of baileys Irish cream. Pours in a shot glass vodka 1st then ameretto then the baileys and enjoy.
surprise buttsex by DjoneZ October 30, 2011
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