surgeonic 

with surgeon like skill...

if i were a blind man my vision reduced to nil i would cut my eyes from my skull with surgeonic skill..

surgeonic by greg goodwin January 10, 2009

Brain surgeon 

That dude tanisha be fucking with.

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.

Brain surgeon by Savage X January 21, 2021

I AM A SURGEON !!

bro might be a surgeon

dr Shawn : "I AM A SURGEON !!"

I AM A SURGEON !! by QuandaleDinglefan May 11, 2023

surgeoning 

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeoning by OCD Panda November 10, 2011

Firing the Surgeon General 

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

Firing the Surgeon General by Android May 2, 2006

Brain Surgeon 

A guy Franklin's ex-girlfriend Tanisha is fucking.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that (brain surgeon) or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

Brain Surgeon by anonymous January 20, 2021

data surgeon 

A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.

Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. "

Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "

data surgeon by kiwi_donut June 15, 2017