The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).
The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.
The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.
A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.
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When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.
Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.
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Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!
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Benjamin and Emma have a burgeoning need for homemade videos about feet.
Benjamin and Emma have a burgeoning need for homemade videos about feet.
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"So you think you have what it takes (to cum in my butt)? AOD is now recruiting soldiers for our upcoming war against Feminem and the evil evil mainstream, so here are your requirements.
-Draw at least 3 pictures on your computer of you killing Feminem while he's in a compromising position with another rapper, make them as shitty as possible please (like my ass), and make sure write something along the lines of "OMG Feminem IS GAY LOL!" like a femifan does across the top of the drawing.
-Come to www.Feminem.com and suck up to DJ Jake as hard as you can etc etc..."
The insulter takes the quote and makes it sound dumb
So, you want to become a femi-fan? Well, my friends, that's very simple. Just follow these steps:
1 - If you're Christian, stop being Christian
2 - Get used to the homosexual world
3 - Become a poser
4 - Sniff glue
5 - Suck dicks
6 - Listen to Feminem and have wet dreams about him
So, there you go......That's how you become a femi-fan! I hope to see you at the femi-graduation.
"So you think you have what it takes (to cum in my butt)? AOD is now recruiting soldiers for our upcoming war against Feminem and the evil evil mainstream, so here are your requirements.
-Draw at least 3 pictures on your computer of you killing Feminem while he's in a compromising position with another rapper, make them as shitty as possible please (like my ass), and make sure write something along the lines of "OMG Feminem IS GAY LOL!" like a femifan does across the top of the drawing.
-Come to www.Feminem.com and suck up to DJ Jake as hard as you can etc etc..."
The insulter takes the quote and makes it sound dumb
So, you want to become a femi-fan? Well, my friends, that's very simple. Just follow these steps:
1 - If you're Christian, stop being Christian
2 - Get used to the homosexual world
3 - Become a poser
4 - Sniff glue
5 - Suck dicks
6 - Listen to Feminem and have wet dreams about him
So, there you go......That's how you become a femi-fan! I hope to see you at the femi-graduation.
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