surgeoning 

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeoning by OCD Panda November 10, 2011

Burgeoning

One who burgeons in the field. One who like to burgeon themselves to burgeon.

That's a little Markiplier tip for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there

Burgeoning by thebestaround69 March 22, 2019

Burgeoning Salmon 

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.

Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.

Burgeoning Salmon by boatbutter August 10, 2006

Burgeoning

The one who burgeons I’m the field; One who likes to burgen themselves to burgeon

I have a little “Markiplier tip” for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there.

Burgeoning by ArtemisLuck May 14, 2019

Surgexting 

Texting from underneath of scrubs while in the Operating Theatre.

Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!

Surgexting by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

burgeoning

Verb: increasing, growing amount.

By outsourcing, manufacturers have been keen to cash in on the burgeoning Chinese economy.

Benjamin and Emma have a burgeoning need for homemade videos about feet.

burgeoning by Val Moore September 10, 2013

Surgeonise

To quote someone, edit it and make it sound completely ridiculous

Where the original poster actually said:

"So you think you have what it takes (to cum in my butt)? AOD is now recruiting soldiers for our upcoming war against Feminem and the evil evil mainstream, so here are your requirements.

-Draw at least 3 pictures on your computer of you killing Feminem while he's in a compromising position with another rapper, make them as shitty as possible please (like my ass), and make sure write something along the lines of "OMG Feminem IS GAY LOL!" like a femifan does across the top of the drawing.
-Come to www.Feminem.com and suck up to DJ Jake as hard as you can etc etc..."

The insulter takes the quote and makes it sound dumb

So, you want to become a femi-fan? Well, my friends, that's very simple. Just follow these steps:

1 - If you're Christian, stop being Christian
2 - Get used to the homosexual world
3 - Become a poser
4 - Sniff glue
5 - Suck dicks
6 - Listen to Feminem and have wet dreams about him

So, there you go......That's how you become a femi-fan! I hope to see you at the femi-graduation.

Surgeonise by druss01uk June 29, 2004