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The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.
A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.
by OCD Panda November 10, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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