surfone

To surf the Internet on a smart phone, perhaps obsessively.

It's rude to surfone while having lunch with your crush, unless you are both surfoning. Variant surphone

by TheOldProfessor July 29, 2017

surforexic

A surfer who never thinks he surfs enough, even though he surfs all the time.

He complains that he only surfs 10 hours a day beacause he is severely surforexic.

by Jazmin Blessed January 13, 2009

surfneck

Someone who is lost in their claim for identity. They hang out with surfers and rednecks.

Hey duuude...so who you hang with.

Just call me a surfneck. I like surfing and chillin' with the rednecks

by Brian Teal August 19, 2008

Surfneck

noun.~ 1. A Portmanteau of the words Surf and Redneck. 2. People with rural, small town, or southern lifestyles that live close to the beach and enjoy the recreations of the ocean.

3. (i.e) Southern Surfers; Country Surfers; Hang-Ten Hillbillies; Country Grommets

The beach was covered with Surfnecks wearing board short bathing suits and camouflage truckers caps. I couldn't get a wave that day because this local Surfneck in cutoff jeans kept stealing my wave.

by Whodaba May 28, 2017