surfone

To surf the Internet on a smart phone, perhaps obsessively.

It's rude to surfone while having lunch with your crush, unless you are both surfoning. Variant surphone

surfone by TheOldProfessor July 29, 2017

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surforexic

A surfer who never thinks he surfs enough, even though he surfs all the time.

He complains that he only surfs 10 hours a day beacause he is severely surforexic.

surforexic by Jazmin Blessed January 13, 2009

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surfneck

Someone who is lost in their claim for identity. They hang out with surfers and rednecks.

Hey duuude...so who you hang with.

Just call me a surfneck. I like surfing and chillin' with the rednecks

surfneck by Brian Teal August 19, 2008

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Surfneck

noun.~ 1. A Portmanteau of the words Surf and Redneck. 2. People with rural, small town, or southern lifestyles that live close to the beach and enjoy the recreations of the ocean.

3. (i.e) Southern Surfers; Country Surfers; Hang-Ten Hillbillies; Country Grommets

The beach was covered with Surfnecks wearing board short bathing suits and camouflage truckers caps. I couldn't get a wave that day because this local Surfneck in cutoff jeans kept stealing my wave.

Surfneck by Whodaba May 28, 2017

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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