Definitions by Whodaba

Surfneck 

noun.~ 1. A Portmanteau of the words Surf and Redneck. 2. People with rural, small town, or southern lifestyles that live close to the beach and enjoy the recreations of the ocean.

3. (i.e) Southern Surfers; Country Surfers; Hang-Ten Hillbillies; Country Grommets

The beach was covered with Surfnecks wearing board short bathing suits and camouflage truckers caps. I couldn't get a wave that day because this local Surfneck in cutoff jeans kept stealing my wave.

Surfneck by Whodaba May 28, 2017

frecklepotamus 

n. 1. A person with chubby cheeks covered with freckles. 2. People of Garlic or Celtic decent covered in freckles.

"Man, that Ginger is covered from head to toe like some frecklepotamus.", Mr. Hoghead said.

frecklepotamus by Whodaba December 2, 2010