support life 

Support life is knowing you are the most important person on your team. You have given everything for your team and they have not even noticed your efforts. You are poor for them, you die for them. Then they call you noob because you died. Typically applies to MOBA games but applies to any game where the games score screen will not accurately convey that players contribution. Often used as a hashtag

I put all my gold into saving that guys life and he wants to report me as a feeder, thats support life

support life by BigMonMulgrew August 5, 2017

Caffeine Life Support 

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.

Caffeine Life Support by vivajobama December 24, 2010

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

life support system for a cunt by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

Conversational Life Support 

When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.

A one-sided conversation.

Typically occurs online.

Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:

Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g

** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.

Conversational Life Support by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009

Pussy life support system 

A woman. That's about it. A woman.

I love women. Without them, pussies couldn't live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too.

Pussy life support system by Bobo Debauchery February 14, 2006

life support system for a pussy 

Any human being that is a female

Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!

life support system for a pussy by Frainslug November 5, 2005

dick life support 

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.

Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."

dick life support by jsd9632 January 7, 2012