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Super Jock 

a jock who excels at his chosen sport. He is the one who:
A: Scores the most touchdowns during the high school football season.
B: Is the most valuable player on the senior football team, therefore winning the MVP award at the Athletic Awards Banquet.
C: Is the athletic scholarship winner and goes on to excel in college sports.
D: Eventually wins the Heisman Trophy at the end of his college career, and is therefore one of the most sought after NFL prospects.
E: In the NFL, the Super Jock wins many MVP awards, eventually becoming the Star Player on the team that wins the Superbowl.
F: The Super Jock is eventually inducted into the Football Hall of Fame and is remembered as one of the "Great Football Stars."
The Super Jock only got that far by being modest and always putting the team, not themselves, first. They remember the rule "There's no I in TEAM."
"Looks like we're well on our way to winning that Provincial Championship!" Coach Everson predicted.
"All thanks to Andrew the Super Jock!" Connor shouted.
"Thanks to all our combined efforts!" Andrew corrected him, determined not to be the center of attention. "The whole team worked together to win all the games so far! I did not win those games all by myself!"
"That's the sign of a true leader," Coach Everson realized. "You understand that you are part of a great team, but not the only reason the team is great. I'm glad you understand that Andrew! It shows how smart you are!"
"That's just my modesty asserting itself," Andrew tried to explain. He was frustrated that he always managed to be the center of attention. "My modesty keeps me from acting like a typical arrogant jock!"
Super Jock by Commander Stan July 10, 2006
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supercock 

1. extra-large hard-on

2. Superman's penis

3. Description of a complete jerk-off

4. The penis of another non-descript super-hero's wang

5. Junior Patrick
Man/Woman: Is it a bird?

Man/Woman: Is it a plane?

Other Passerby: No, it's a supercock, what would a bird or a plane be doing in his underwear?, and besides, it's shaped like a penis.. Der!!
supercock by jamie_ledge September 23, 2008

superbock 

Mainstream brand of beer in Portugal; Slang for penis/dick
Commonly used in the metro Detroit area
Person 1: “Yo, Matthew has been glazing coach so hard, he needs to get off his superbock”
Person 2: “On god, he stay riding coaches superbock”
superbock by SkylineSoccer August 13, 2023

Superjack 

When something is so outrageously beautiful or sexy that you instantly orgasm. No boner required. You just jizz soft.
Superjack by Tyroneasaurus September 4, 2014

superjoaker 

niche internet microinfluencer meme page on instagram. posts a lot of gore and other concerning content.
Omg @superjoaker posted gore again i hope they/them are okay
superjoaker by simping for sidon October 4, 2021

Supercock 

My cock is a supercock
Supercock by Supercock man October 27, 2020

superlock 

Johnlock and destial are my fav from superlock.
superlock by Chris Morococco January 9, 2018