A person that is always there for his/her friends, no matter what, occasionally running aroung in a cape shouting at the top of their lungs, that they are, indeed, a Super Friend.
A level above best friends. Your willing to do anything for this friend. No matter how humiliating or painful the task, if its to help them out then you will.
Kyle: Stan your my super best friend.
Stan: Your my super best friend too Kyle.
A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.
Sorry babe I canโt make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem Iโm having.
A friend who is always there for you. Loves you endlessly and would help you with anything. Who always keeps and makes you happy. A person who could neverbreak, hurt or leave you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.