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So i just flipped him a su-fi and walked off.
super finger by KFlavin July 14, 2005
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super finger 

A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi"

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.

Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
super finger by Crungemaster Holly September 9, 2004

super middle finger

this is when you put the middle finger up and make an angry face and thrust it up and down hard and fast with a vigorous motion at the person you putting it up at. and they get mad as hell trying to figure out what you mean by it. and can't ask you because you mad as hell and probably want to fight and you settle for doing this.
this super middle finger is killing everyone ego who do the normal middle finger

Super Fingers 

Abnormally amazing fingers. Typically those possessed by guitarists and / or bassists. Are stronger than normal fingers; also can tolerate being stabbed and / or burned without pain. Super fingers are more deft and flexible than normal fingers.
Person 1: "Are you aware of the pins in your finger tips?"

Person 2: "Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers."
Super Fingers by SecondIris August 28, 2011

supergingercat 

the best youtuber, loved by all (especially thenovastar
"oh, have you watched supergingercat's new video?"
"yeah, it was great!"
supergingercat by barryballace October 3, 2019

superfinger 

Also defined under super finger
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi" (su-f-eye)
To create the superfinger hold both your ring and middle finger up as opposed to the old finger in which you hold only your middle finger up.

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
When I get cut off while driving, I give the ass a su-fi.

I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
superfinger by Crungemaster September 14, 2004

superfinger 

The combination of you middle and ring figers used for sexual play.

An alternative to the shocker.
"Hey, did you hear Dean gave Agnes the superfinger last night?!"
superfinger by EmpireBaller September 14, 2006