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summerjo 

Summerjo is a very nice person, but when you get on her bad side it looks like the end of it for you mate. The summerjo that i know is kind untill you do something that she doesnt like then you are litterally dead. A summerjo likes objects such as technology, clothes and adventuring. She Expecially like a TOM. Summerjo is a guiet person in the begining but after a week you will see her true colours she is very loud and will say when she doesnt like something she only has one or two close friends but is sophia side-chick.
When you see a summerjo dont be fooled by her normal lookes it is not what it seems
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Dr. Summeroff 

A doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a "re-occuring" injury. Please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. These mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.
My buddy is just visited Dr. Summeroff and now he's sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!

Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?
Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?
Greg: Yup, she's done till september!
Dr. Summeroff by Jobo74 June 2, 2009

Summerhost

A hosting provider, usually run by skids between the ages of 12 and 14 with the intention of creating a Minecraft host for no god-given reason. These usually use nulled WHMCS, free themes, Contabo nodes, and other shitty business practices. These companies usually do not last long, and go under after a month or two.
Guy 1: Did you see that kid yesterday? He wants to start another Minecraft host.
Guy 2: Yikes. Too many summerhosts nowadays.
Summerhost by slothpw March 15, 2021
Originated from Lady Gaga's song "Summerboy", a summerboy is usually a male companion during the summer used for hook-ups, a "summer boyfriend".
Girl 1 - I didn't know Brad and you would ever be together!

Girl 2 - Yeah, he's just my summerboy.
summerboy by googoogagaaaa August 4, 2009

summertown 

Summertown is a bunch of rednecks partyin on a friday or saturday night drinkin BUD LIGHT with the 4 wheelers in the backs of the trucks. Riddin the strip from walmart parkin lot to dairy queen and back, blairing out hank williams jr ,and keith urban and toby keith and racing with the next moring hangovers from hell.
summertown is the orange county with a twist
summertown by Vivian Johnson May 29, 2008

Summerjam 

A song that represents the spirit of summer, and all of the heat and activities that happen during summer. A song that makes you sit up and say, "Man - that is my JAM!"

There is no hard and fast rule that defines a summerjam, but when you hear it, you know.
Rump Shaker may be the quintessential summerjam of the ages.

The Gary Jules version of Mad World is too serious, It's definitely not a summerjam.

It's really easy to point to almost any Jay-Z song and point it out as a summerjam.
Summerjam by tylernon June 29, 2011

Mr Summerton 

Oh you have Mr Summerton he's such a CUNT
Mr Summerton by Pissed off bald kid January 24, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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