Summercamp

Summercamp A peaceful night where teens gather round a campfire singing peaceful songs like hallelujah. When it hits 3 am the teens commence a blood ritual where they slit open their hand with a knife and pour blood onto the campfire, this then summons the Devil, who then shags the children until the cum drips out of their nose, the devil will then individually drag each child down to the 7th layer of hell where they will live in touture and hard labor for eternity screaming out for the name of God!

Hey how do you think Jimmy is doing at summercamp

Summercamp by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

summercamp flashback 

1. The illusion of being in a real rock band.

2. Often used as filler when discussing any situation that does not involve jet-setting across the world with sex, drugs and rock & roll.

I heard Jimbo was touring with summercamp flashback this summer.

Yeah, he has to go to his in-laws during summer break.

summercamp flashback by Oliver Klosauf March 1, 2011

Summercamp Burn 

The sunburn you receive after the first day of Hillsong Summercamp after forgetting to apply sunscreen at all or to certain areas.

"Dude your face is peeling"
"Yeah, It's my Summercamp Burn"

Summercamp Burn by The Lighting Guy December 13, 2016

Summer Camp Syndrome 

Developing an attraction, when confined and secluded to a small group, to someone you would not normally look at outside of the group. Also occurs in at school, in work places and on tour buses.

"Jimbo is totally not my type, but he's the cutest one here, so why not?"

"Ew. You've got summer camp syndrome."

Summer Camp Syndrome by girlbot August 11, 2009

Foothill Horizons Summer Camp 

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.

Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!

Foothill Horizons Summer Camp by [e-mail] October 15, 2011

Trump Summer Camp 

Group cage accommodations for groups of tender age children 4, and under, that were taken from their parents seeking asylum. "Tax-Free" 600 dollars a night per child with extra cost for those with special needs.

Trump Summer Camp is nothing like kennels or zoo cages you would bring your pet to for boarding, as the children are all the children of different ethnicities and ages are bundled together in one big cage. Their enthusiasm was contagious, as was always a deafening scream for joy.

Trump Summer Camp by mlhiss June 21, 2018

Summerjam 

A song that represents the spirit of summer, and all of the heat and activities that happen during summer. A song that makes you sit up and say, "Man - that is my JAM!"

There is no hard and fast rule that defines a summerjam, but when you hear it, you know.

Rump Shaker may be the quintessential summerjam of the ages.

The Gary Jules version of Mad World is too serious, It's definitely not a summerjam.

It's really easy to point to almost any Jay-Z song and point it out as a summerjam.

Summerjam by tylernon June 29, 2011