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summer hand 

after coming back from a long trip, or summer vacation for students, and your handwriting is absolutely horrible. It takes around a week to get rid of summer hand.
Teacher: Jimmy, what the hell is this.
Jimmy: It's my essay, Mrs. Shliken
Teacher: This is ridiculous, I can't even read it.
Jimmy: Well i'm sorry Mrs. Shliken, I'm suffering from severe summer hand. I havn't written a word all summer!
summer hand by dpwupam August 25, 2010
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summer handy 

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.
I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.
summer handy by boomzquad August 3, 2024

Summerland 

The Wiccan version of the afterlife. Seen as a place of eternal summer, with fields of daisys, lush grass, and emerald forests. Summerland fuctions as a place to rest and reflect on one's life before being reincarnated again.
Rudy believed when she died that she would go to a place such as Summerland.
Summerland by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

summerland speacial 

Put the shaft of a tennis racquet up the males butthole and hit the girls vagina with the head of the racquet.
I summerland speacial ed Cassi last night.

summerland copter 

Tape a tennis raquet to your penis and do the helicopter
I almost sacked myself when I was doing the Summerland copter

summerland 

1. A great song by the band King's x off the album Gretchen Goes to Nebraska.

2. A short-lived, mediocre tv show that was on the WB.
1. Summerland is a beautiful song and Ty has such a sweet guitar solo in it!

2. Jesse McCartny, Lori Loughlin, Shawn Christian, Kay Panabaker, and Nick Benson, among others, were in "Summerland" on the WB.
summerland by Ms Elian August 17, 2006

summerland 

summerland is the bomb. it's the best show i've ever watched on tv. people who don't like summerland should go to hell, for even thinking that.
Me: Bradin (Jesse McCartney), is so hot.

Friend: Braddin is not that hot, if Usher was on the show it would rock.

Me: No, it would suck if Usher was on this show.
summerland by tmb February 14, 2005
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