tmb's definitions

Sip

To drink.

I took a sip of my drink.

by TMB October 9, 2018

summerland

summerland is the bomb. it's the best show i've ever watched on tv. people who don't like summerland should go to hell, for even thinking that.

Me: Bradin (Jesse McCartney), is so hot.

Friend: Braddin is not that hot, if Usher was on the show it would rock.

Me: No, it would suck if Usher was on this show.

by tmb February 14, 2005

Break the round barrier

To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time

"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Splash-Back

The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet

"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Beef-Sleeve

A muscular right arm due to excessive self abuse

"That's some serious Beef-Sleeve mate, you might wanna cut down a little

by TMB June 17, 2003