tmb's definitions

The Side

A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up

"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Break the round barrier

To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time

"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Blizzard

A lizard with a Bee in its mouth

"I got stung by that blizzard"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Sip

To drink.

I took a sip of my drink.

by TMB October 9, 2018

Beef

Being annoyed to the extent of wanting to hit someone or something round the chops (see chops>)

"Oy Christmas Tree!! I got beef with you!!!!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Chops

A handy punching area of one's face, sometimes referred to as the cheeks

"Hey Billy, You're going the right way for a slap round the chops"

by TMB June 17, 2003