sumat
sumat by Vow Of SIlence April 5, 2005
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SUMAT by Dr. sammitch February 10, 2010
stmath
The torture chamber tool that teachers use to confine their students into watching in boredom as blocks take 5 minutes to arrange themselves and liquid pours as slow as if gravity has been turned off. Stmath is a computer game where you have to move blocks and such to get the penguin (Jiji) across the screen. To do that, you answer math questions. Who in their right minds associates a cute fluffy penguin with math?! To make matters worse, once you 100% complete the game, and you think that you're done, you have to do it all over again in challenge mode. Liars, they said you were 100% done! The levels are shaped like traffic cones, (again, seriously?!) and when Jiji the penguin moves across the screen, if theirs a 1 mm puddle of liquid or a square cm block, he cant jump over it. Does he have waddling problems? The so called "game" moves way too slow, when you click an answer it has to go through a whole 5 minute long process of moving blocks before it actually tells you if the answer is right or wrong. All together, stmath is a trap to make your mind just about blow up.
suato
Mexican slang.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.
suato by mexicangirl21 January 30, 2016
samatarded
adjective
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did
Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.
similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did
Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.
similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
samatarded by swtrans September 13, 2011
Theory of Subatomic Elves
The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.
The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!
The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
Theory of Subatomic Elves by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010
smatkins
The relationship between The Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins and The Blackout's singer Sean Smith, both amazing Welsh Bands.
Major Smatkins action last night at the Lostprophets/The Blackout set. Ian and Sean were all over each other
smatkins by Laura Copp January 30, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.