The one out of an elite few who can be called saxy. Used to live in Spokane, Washington, but then, against his will, moved to Texas where he is ever tortured by red necks and stupid people, and it is really god damn hot down there, so he says. Also is one of the only people ever to have become one with the spoon.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods