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A disease that affects people that are too technical and are very annoying to have a mature conversation with.
You: "Where areyou"
Sujitis Person: "Why"
You: "Because we are going to hang out"
Sujitis Person: "I am at someones house"
You: "Who's house"
Sujitis Person: "What do you mean"
You: "You are such a sujitis"
sujitis by Youuea February 8, 2018
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Someone who is VERY REAL, in fact, so real, that sometimes they are SUPER REAL.

However, many a times, the person will undergo a BRUTAL stage, where they have to be KICKASS and NAIL certain objects (or men) to succeed.
Person A: Hey dude, i really don't have time to do cases with you right now.

Sujitsu: Let's get real here. Can we do 2 CASES?

Person A: God Sujitsu, sometimes you're so... brutal.
sujitsu by Bowser2817283 January 28, 2010
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noun
A rare condition in which a female is constantly begging for attention and will not leave a nigga alone. Can also cause heartlessness.

Synonyms include: "asking for too much"
Yo bro I'm just tryna play some GTA, this bitch definitely got Suitis.
Suitis by Youngandheartless September 10, 2020
A disease that only shows symptoms before noon;
the rest of the day you feel fine.
(Leaving a voicemail for your boss at work) "I won't be in today, I came down with a real bad case of Sajitis. Count on me having it every Monday as well as the Friday before my birthday."

(8:00 am) "Man, this case of the Saj is really messing me up!"
(3:00 pm) "You down for some drinks?"
Sajitis by Ashtron October 15, 2012
One, who only interacts and associates with people in suits.
This restaurant only caters to suitists.
suitist by suitison April 4, 2017

Sujitsai 

He has a very big dick and is wonderful with the ladies.
His dick impressed the ladies. Its very big size and width was a sight to behold. It is normal for a person with the name 'Sujitsai' to have the longest name a person knows.
Sujitsai by Blaady August 1, 2018
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