suitchebag 

A douchebag outfitted in a suit.

"What's with all the suitchebags at the bar tonight?"

suitchebag by Thy Nguyen October 18, 2008

SwitchBag 

The oldest person alive, he was there in the garden of Eden. he invented fire. he was one of Jesus's followers. he helped paint the Mona Lisa. he discovered America first. this man is so old he is ready to be fossilized.

SwitchBag, I'm sorry but you are old.

SwitchBag by SwitchBag December 26, 2021

skitchbag 

It’s a slut and bitch mixed together

Wow look at that skitchbag drinking water

skitchbag by Loser27012701 May 5, 2018