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suit sex 

The act of fornication during office hours, and while most of the garments remain on; especially the tie. Suit sex usually takes place during the lunch hour break.
"Spciy lunch? You're all flustered!"

"You could say that... I just has suit sex in the copy room with the intern!"

""I've been having suit sex with my boss for the last 2 weeks in his office. I have to wear longer dresses to cover the carpet burns..."
suit sex by Jarvis Mayes November 22, 2009
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Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch 

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.
I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

sexual harassment suit 

1. A legal action in a court of law between two private parties regarding sexual harassment.
2. See birthday suit.
That's not a sexual harassment suit, THIS is a sexual harassment suit.
The incorporation of men wearing suits and ties before and during sexual activity, sometimes keeping everything on entirely, sometimes removing selected items gradually, and sometimes ending up with everything removed. Suitsex can be innocent, vanilla and romantic. It can also be incorporated into kink play such as ripping clothes, gunge and various forms of wet play.
We all got together after dinner and the symphony and had suitsex.
suitsex by Michael Patterson December 11, 2008
The incorporation of men wearing suits and ties before and during sexual activity, sometimes keeping everything on entirely, sometimes removing selected items gradually, and sometimes ending up with everything removed. Suitsex can be innocent, vanilla and romantic. It can also be incorporated into kink play such as ripping clothes, gunge and various forms of wet play.
We all got together after dinner and the symphony and then went back to the house for suitsex.
suitsex by Michael Patterson December 21, 2006
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026