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sugar tits 

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
sugar tits by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

sugar tits 

Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand
I love your sugar tits, they fit my hands like gloves!
sugar tits by the $cuN>| January 4, 2007

sugar tits 

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.
sugar tits by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006

sugar tits 

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson
sugar tits by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

sugar tits 

A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.
Mel:What are you looking at sugar tits?!?!?!
sugar tits by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006

Sugar tits 

A woman with nice breasts.

Originally attributed to Mel Gibson during is drunken driving arrest towards a female officer. In reality it was one of the arresting officers who stated that Gibson said it.
Hey sugar tits why don't you use my breathalyzer?
Sugar tits by X-Ray Camper March 3, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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