Describes "
straight to
da point" writing dat either was scribbled out using one of those yucky-smelling permanent markers, or is so blunt and unfeeling dat you actually
fart one or more times when reading it.
In
da hilarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech,
da speaker is experiencing such a "lively" reaction to
da huge helping of said yummy toasted legumes dat he tries to hastily wrap up said monologue, but it ends up just being all da more noisily-sucstinkt as he goes along!