suckyphant 

1) A person who sucks so bad that it is elphantine in size.

2) A pink elephant that looks very sucky.

Jason was the worst at Battlefield ever, a real Suckyphant on anyone's team.

suckyphant by Andrew January 6, 2004

sockophant 

A sockpuppet created for the purpose of fawning over the original poster's comment, in order to make the poster or their ideas seem more popular than they are.

That Intersocktion blog is so desperate for sheeple, it's infested by a bunch of ass-kisser, brown-noser mindless sockophants to make up the numbers.

sockophant by Pope Maledict DCLXVI & Kagato July 10, 2010

Suckophant 

A woman who uses sex or relationships in an attempt to gain status off of a perceived alpha male. A status parasite who think by being with an alpha it makes them one too. A play on sycophant and suck.

Sally had a smug look on her face when she told the story of how she slept with the pro athlete, but everyone rolled their eyes as she was just a suckophant.

Suckophant by Quif Chang Caine June 1, 2023

sickophant 

One who eagerly exposes their illness to others, either physical or psychological, to the point of flaunting it.

That guy is an ardent sickophant who initially charms and then eventually alienates everyone he comes in contact with!

sickophant by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

sickophant 

noun: derived from the word "sick", a sickophant is someone that "sickifies" something... ie. makes something perfectly normal and innocent filthy and often sexual.

1. Alec is a sickophant
2. OMG, why do you have to sickify everything i say, you are such a sickophant
3. JOEY from FRIENDS

sickophant by Becca April 22, 2005

suckophant 

An especially sycophantic Republican. Imagine a Republican elephant fellating Trump with it's trunk

Republican legislators and officials won't tell Trump to concede because they are either suckophants or cowards.

suckophant by BenedictDonald November 10, 2020

Sucophant 

An extreme sycophant.

The sucophant heaped excessive praise on the new CEO.

Sucophant by St.K November 21, 2024